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It has solid horns with black, grey and white stripes, and is adorned with spirals, beaded tassels and black ribbons. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe horns are solid, and stand wide on the head This hat is perfect for performing, or for wearing at festivals, ren faires and raves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: fits heads with 21-23 inch circumference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterials: 100% acrylic yarn, yarn scraps (inside the horns), purple plastic beads and black ribbons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncluded in the package:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-The hat (duh)\u003cbr\u003e-A travel bag\u003cbr\u003e-A repair kit (with extra yarn, spare balloon dogs and a tapestry needle)\u003cbr\u003e-A little surprise :D\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING OPTIONS:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Tracked\u003c\/strong\u003e (but no insurance or signature): cheapest, but no protection\u003cbr\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eTracked \u0026amp; signature\u003c\/strong\u003e (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED): more expensive, but protects from package theft\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease use the name on your valid ID at checkout! If you choose tracked shipping with signature, you will need to provide an ID to pick up the package. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you are in the USA, your tariff charges will be calculated and paid at checkout to avoid unexpected fees :D\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vandal Yarnz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47804088713268,"sku":null,"price":375.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/2345\/5796\/files\/retouch_2026051321441759.jpg?v=1778767754"},{"product_id":"bisexual-jester-hat","title":"Bisexual Jester Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE READ IN FULL BEFORE PURCHASING!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe absolute cutest crochet jester hat made in the bisexual flag colorway. This headpiece features a blue, purple and white variegated bonnet with pink ruffles and blue simple front ties. It has variegated slouchy horns, and is adorned with two pink balls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe horns are slouchy and droop in front of the chest. This hat is best for casual wear, or for wearing at festivals, ren faires and raves. It's also good for performing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: fits heads with 20-22 inch circumference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterials: 100% acrylic yarn, yarn scraps (inside the horns).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncluded in the package:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-The hat (duh)\u003cbr\u003e-A repair kit (with extra yarn, spare balloon dogs and a tapestry needle)\u003cbr\u003e-A little surprise :D\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING OPTIONS:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Tracked\u003c\/strong\u003e (but no insurance or signature): cheapest, but no protection\u003cbr\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eTracked \u0026amp; signature\u003c\/strong\u003e (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED): more expensive, but protects from package theft\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease use the name on your valid ID at checkout! If you choose tracked shipping with signature, you will need to provide an ID to pick up the package. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you are in the USA, your tariff charges will be calculated and paid at checkout to avoid unexpected fees :D\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vandal Yarnz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47804097527860,"sku":null,"price":300.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/2345\/5796\/files\/retouch_2026051321572356.jpg?v=1778767751"},{"product_id":"lesbian-jester-hat","title":"Lesbian Jester Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE READ IN FULL BEFORE PURCHASING!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe absolute cutest crochet jester hat made in the lesbian flag colorway. This headpiece features a white bonnet, pink and orange striped ruffles and white simple front ties. It has mismatched pink and orange striped slouchy horns, and is adorned with two white balls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe horns are slouchy and droop in front of the chest. This hat is best for casual wear, or for wearing at festivals, ren faires and raves. It's also good for performing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: fits heads with 20.5-22.5 inch circumference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterials: 100% acrylic yarn, yarn scraps (inside the horns).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncluded in the package:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-The hat (duh)\u003cbr\u003e-A repair kit (with extra yarn, spare balloon dogs and a tapestry needle)\u003cbr\u003e-A little surprise :D\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING OPTIONS:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-Tracked\u003c\/strong\u003e (but no insurance or signature): cheapest, but no protection\u003cbr\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eTracked \u0026amp; signature\u003c\/strong\u003e (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED): more expensive, but protects from package theft\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease use the name on your valid ID at checkout! If you choose tracked shipping with signature, you will need to provide an ID to pick up the package. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you are in the USA, your tariff charges will be calculated and paid at checkout to avoid unexpected fees :D\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vandal Yarnz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47804098904116,"sku":null,"price":300.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/2345\/5796\/files\/retouch_2026051321572007.jpg?v=1778767746"},{"product_id":"pride-belt-chains","title":"Pride Belt Chains","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTo USA customers: tariff duties are calculated at checkout!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe absolute cutest belt chains in the pride flag colors! These babes are a sensory paradise and you WILL want to eat them (but please don't actually eat them).They are each made with 2 metal swivel clasps, acrylic chain links and a star and heart jump rings. Please note that the intersex belt chain is the only one with circle jump rings (to stay true to the flag's design).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePride flags: trans, non-binary, gender fluid, lesbian, MLM (gay man), pansexual, bisexual, polyamorous, asexual\/demisexual, aromantic, genderqueer, intersex, demigirl, demiboy and maverique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLength: 25 inches \/ 63 cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: some of the chain links are hot glued to prevent separation. It is slightly visible, but you mostly can't see it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vandal Yarnz","offers":[{"title":"Trans","offer_id":47817131687988,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Enby","offer_id":47817131720756,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gender fluid","offer_id":47817131851828,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lesbian","offer_id":47817131753524,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"MLM (gay man)","offer_id":47875665133620,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pansexual","offer_id":47817131819060,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bisexual","offer_id":47817131786292,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Polyamorous","offer_id":47875665166388,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asexual\/demisexual","offer_id":47875665199156,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aromantic","offer_id":47875665231924,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Genderqueer","offer_id":47875665264692,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Intersex","offer_id":47875665297460,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Demigirl","offer_id":47875665330228,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Demiboy","offer_id":47875665362996,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maverique","offer_id":47875665395764,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/2345\/5796\/files\/PXL_20260519_215507638_2.jpg?v=1779228832"},{"product_id":"gyaru-ruffled-skirt","title":"Gyaru Ruffled Skirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease read the sizing and shipping sections before purchasing!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe OG cunty skirt featured in my infamous gyaru jester look (see last picture). This babe is perfect. TRULY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrochet ruffle skirt with three layers of ruffles, pompoms and beaded garlands. The skirt has pink and coral stripes and each layer is decorated with a yellow decorative trim, as well as a yellow belt. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe waistband is made of ribbing, so it's stretchy! I also installed elastics inside the waistband, so it can fit without the belt. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLength: 11.5 inches \/ 29.2 cm from the waistband to the bottom of the third layer. You will need to wear shorts underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eA travel bag and extra elastics come with the purchase!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials: \u003c\/strong\u003e100% acrylic yarn, 0.5 mm elastics (waistband), acrylic beads.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere are MY body measurements:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eWaist measurement: 28.3 inches \/ 72 cm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eHip measurement: 34 inches \/ 86.4 cm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eThis skirt was actually too big on me, which is why I added a belt and elastics. I'd estimate this skirt can fit a waist up to 36 inches \/ 91.4 cm. Ideally, your hips shouldn't be bigger than 39 inches \/ 99 cm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI offer two shipping options:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTracked but uninsured (cheapest but no refunds if the package is stolen)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress with tracking and signature (more expensive, but much faster and no risk for theft)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI HIGHLY recommend you pick the \u003cstrong\u003eexpress shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e option because it includes signature, which means the package will be sent to a post office if you aren't home. Please understand that if you don't pick this option and your package is stolen, I will not be in a position to refund it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vandal Yarnz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48016467623988,"sku":null,"price":400.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/2345\/5796\/files\/PXL_20260602_203115420.jpg?v=1783693989"},{"product_id":"pastel-ruffled-skirt","title":"Pastel Ruffled Skirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease read the sizing and shipping sections before purchasing!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe skirt I made for my pastel clown (and my crochet pattern)! This babe is perfect. TRULY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrochet ruffle skirt with three layers of ruffles (one light blue, one light pink, one light yellow) and a white waistband. Each layer is decorated with a variegated decorative trim, as well as a variegated belt with belt loops. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe waistband is made of ribbing, so it's stretchy! I also installed elastics inside the waistband, so it can fit without the belt. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLength: 12.5 inches \/ 31.75 cm from the waistband to the bottom of the third layer. You will need to wear shorts underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eA travel bag and extra elastics come with the purchase!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials: \u003c\/strong\u003e100% acrylic yarn, 0.5 mm elastics (waistband).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere are MY body measurements:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eWaist measurement: 28.3 inches \/ 72 cm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eHip measurement: 34 inches \/ 86.4 cm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eThis skirt fits perfectly on me, so as long as your measurements are the same as mine or smaller, this skirt will fit! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI offer two shipping options:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTracked but uninsured (cheapest but no refunds if the package is stolen)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress with tracking and signature (more expensive, but much faster and no risk for theft)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI HIGHLY recommend you pick the \u003cstrong\u003eexpress shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e option because it includes signature, which means the package will be sent to a post office if you aren't home. Please understand that if you don't pick this option and your package is stolen, I will not be in a position to refund it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vandal Yarnz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48016467656756,"sku":null,"price":390.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/2345\/5796\/files\/PXL_20260602_202633746.jpg?v=1783695269"},{"product_id":"pastel-ruffled-skirt-copy","title":"Scrappy Ruffled Skirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease read the sizing and shipping sections before purchasing!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe skirt I made for my Hysteria jester (see last picture)! This babe is perfect. TRULY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrochet ruffle skirt with three layers of ruffles. Each layer is made with scrap yarn (there are about 5-10 color changes per row), which creates a truly unique look. I also used fuzzy yarns and bouclés to add extra texture. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe waistband is made of ribbing, so it's stretchy! I also installed elastics inside the waistband, so it can fit better. This skirt does NOT have a belt, so make sure you read the sizing carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLength: 11 inches \/ 28 cm from the waistband to the bottom of the third layer. You will need to wear shorts underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eA travel bag and extra elastics come with the purchase!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials: \u003c\/strong\u003escrap yarn (mostly acrylic yarn, but can contain cotton, polyester, nylon, wool and\/or mohair), 0.5 mm elastics (waistband).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere are MY body measurements:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eWaist measurement: 28.3 inches \/ 72 cm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eHip measurement: 34 inches \/ 86.4 cm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eThis skirt is a little big on me, so it could fit a waist of up to 34 inches \/ 86.4 cm. Your hips shouldn't be bigger than 36 inches \/ 91.4 cm.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI offer two shipping options:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTracked but uninsured (cheapest but no refunds if the package is stolen)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress with tracking and signature (more expensive, but much faster and no risk for theft)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI HIGHLY recommend you pick the \u003cstrong\u003eexpress shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e option because it includes signature, which means the package will be sent to a post office if you aren't home. Please understand that if you don't pick this option and your package is stolen, I will not be in a position to refund it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vandal Yarnz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48016471097396,"sku":null,"price":425.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/2345\/5796\/files\/PXL_20260602_203252340.jpg?v=1783695958"},{"product_id":"scrappy-ruffled-skirt-copy","title":"Beetlejuice Ruffled Skirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease read the sizing and shipping sections before purchasing!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrochet ruffle skirt with three layers of ruffles and a black waistband. Each layer is striped with black and white yarn, and is decorated with a green fuzzy trim. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe waistband is made of ribbing, so it's stretchy! I also installed elastics inside the waistband, so it can fit better. This skirt does NOT have a belt, so make sure you read the sizing carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLength: 11.75 inches \/ 29.8 cm from the waistband to the bottom of the third layer. You will need to wear shorts underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eA travel bag and extra elastics come with the purchase!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials: \u003c\/strong\u003e100% acrylic yarn, 0.5 mm elastics (waistband).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere are MY body measurements:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eWaist measurement: 28.3 inches \/ 72 cm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eHip measurement: 34 inches \/ 86.4 cm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eThis skirt fits really well on me, so as long as your hips (and waist) are the same or smaller than mine, this skirt will fit you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI offer two shipping options:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTracked but uninsured (cheapest but no refunds if the package is stolen)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress with tracking and signature (more expensive, but much faster and no risk for theft)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI HIGHLY recommend you pick the \u003cstrong\u003eexpress shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e option because it includes signature, which means the package will be sent to a post office if you aren't home. Please understand that if you don't pick this option and your package is stolen, I will not be in a position to refund it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vandal Yarnz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48016480075828,"sku":null,"price":375.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/2345\/5796\/files\/PXL_20260602_203734847.jpg?v=1783696475"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/2345\/5796\/collections\/PXL-20250122_233624315.jpg?v=1783696791","url":"https:\/\/vandalyarnz.com\/collections\/new.oembed?page=2","provider":"Vandal Yarnz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}